Football Sunday

So my dad thought it would be cool to invite a bunch of guys over for the kick off to the NFL season...To say the least I wasn't excited about sharing my bacon and eggs...

But the guys made me a virgin Bloody Mary and I decided to share my food and house with them...but I laid down the law when they tried to touch my computer!!
Then they ordered me a pizza and all was forgiven!

I finally needed a nap after all the pizza and wings and Bloody Marys...(Virgin of course...mainly because my mom wouldn't let me have a sip of daddy's) so I kicked everyone out for some quiet time with my Mama and Curious George:)
Happy Sunday everyone!!!

Been such a long time....

Well my fantastical fans, I apologize for my inept ability to keep your appetites for awesomeness satiated! Perhaps next time you'll appreciate my awesomeness more...especially when I chose to grace your day with a well thought out and witty post.....so here are some awesome pictures of yours truly has been up to lately!

Above i am calling my lady friends to let them know mom has awarded me with some free play date time...oh yeah...watch out ladies because I tear up the play dates!

I have also been cruising around town in my tricked out truck that my awesome uncle T-bone gave me last Christmas! Watch out cats and dogs of the neighborhood:)

And of course you know I have to get my NAP on! I am a busy Boy!

Of course mom is the one concerned with safety....Do I really have to wear this out of the house and all the time? Mom is cramping my style!!!

Of course just catching up on some summer reads...yeah that's right I am 2 and can read better than half of the nation's graduating class of 2010!

But what would life be without my favorite video games...yup that's right I get to play Mario Kart with DAD! Jealous? I bet you are! Keep checking back and I MIGHT post some advice and wisdom that could change your life:)

Belated Practice Birthday (Parents fault)

After taking the unanimous vote that my parents
are master nub lords from nublordia...I was able to sneak some
computer skills time in to post my awesomeness birthday photos ever!!

Well considering it was my first birthday...I have no other basis for
comparison....but I will tell you it was legen (wait for it)...dary!!!

This chica is way too excited for me to get the party started!!
Did she have some rum in her yoohoo?

I think she was excited to give me my first run at my birthday!!
Thanks auntie Mall! I was super ready the next weekend after practicing with you!

One down...many to go!! My auntie mall loves me!!

This is the special bib my favorite auntie Mall bought me for my special day!!

Here is what a beautiful cake it was before I ripped into it
like a hungry hungry hippo!!

Visit from my favorite Auntie!!!!

My favorite Auntie Mall came to town last weekend.
We celebrated Easter and a mini birthday in honor
of yours truly! Those fan-tab-u-lous pictures will be posted at
a later date due to my awesomely busy schedule...
However, her favorite part was making funny faces
at me while bathing.....Did I mentions she's kinds weird?

I try to appease her by politely laughing, but she doesn't seem
to get the point...She's a crazy lady...but one SWEET gift giver!
She bought me that invisible outfit I wear into the bathtub as you can see above!
Mom thought it was a cheap gift, but I ab-so-lute-ly love it!!
Reminds me of what I was born in just a short year ago...

Helping mommy out!

So I've discovered this new invention called a drawer.
They hold all kinds of neat stuff that you can take out
and make a big mess with.

Anybody need a towel, this drawer has a
ton of them!!

Open Mic Night at the Avila's

Hello Ladies! Would you like me to sing you a song? Only
the Tanman can make a sleeper look good on stage.

This goes out to a very special lady, I call her mom, but
many of you may know her as Elisa.

Old blue eyes has got nothing on me!

Fishn' for Stevie Cat

So, I found a new hobby, it's called fishing. Apparently it
involves wagging your arm really quickly with this
pink thing in hand and you get a cat. Watch, I'm
an expert at it.

To all my Fans...

This is just a shout out to all my fans....
Check out my new Shadz....that's right I used Z!

Here I am with my number one Tan Man Fan!
She is way into me as you can see!

More strained....what is this again?
Yeahhhhh....peas and carrots...;((

So until next time all my Tan Man Fans...
Keepin' it cool and keepin' real!
I'm out!

Rubber Ducky you're the one.....

Hey, I'm taking a bath here! You guys are worse than
the paparazzi!

Where's my duck? It can't be too far away, I'm
only in the kitchen sink for gosh sakes.

Riiiiigggghhht. Soap in the eye for me, cute picture
for you. Tell me, how is that fair?!

Do you like...

.... being told no? Well, neither do I! As you can see

I use my superior intellect to counter mom and dad's no with a no
of my own, therefore making it a double negative.
Hence this makes it a positive for me. As usual I win.
Parents 0 - Tanner - 1...billion.

USB Malfunction

Well peeps, that means people to you old folks out there,
sorry I haven't written about my exploits lately. My mom
and dad in there infinite wisdom lost the cord that connects
the camera to the computer. So as you can see I haven't been able
to publish my freakn' sweet Christmas pics from a month ago. Anyways,
here I am helping grandpa open his gifts. Someone needs to tell
him the rules of toddler Christmas, what's mine is mine, and what's
yours is mine!

Grandma and Grandpa Avila got me a walker for
Christmas! So look out world, I'm mobile!

Shameless awwwww picture.

Just in case there were any skeptics out there here's a picture
of me getting my blog on. So yeah, this site is 100% TJ.
Alright dudes and dudettes, I gotta jam, I promise I'll see you soon.

Christmas Hijinx

So, I was just sitting around with my feet up chilling, doing some
light reading when I decided to sneak over and check out
my presents under the Christmas Tree.

I was almost done opening my first present, when mom
caught me. Awwwww, nuts!

Oh well, my devious plans were foiled again. I guess
mom's getting coal from me!

Lunch with Grandma!

The other day Grandma came over to babysit and she
fed me my lunch! She makes awesome airplane
noises when she feeds me!

Here I am taking a big bite of some Apple/Blueberry concoction
mixed with some oatmeal. So good I ate every bite!

This is a lot more fun than when Mom and Dad feed me.
OK, maybe not a lot, but it's still fun!

Gotta go, time to eat some more! YUM!

A Thanksgiving Treat

So on Thanksgiving, my parents finally decided to give me
my first haircut. I had a worse comb over than Donald Trump.
Here is mommy taking the first hack at my hair. I kept
moving around , so my parents put on some Barney and gave
me the remote to play with. A regular Super Cuts for Babies!So here I am after my haircut, which my parents
did while I was sitting in the roasting pan. I then
tried to baste myself with the spoon.

It tastes kind of funny, I think it needs more salt.

Take me out, I'm beginning to feel like a Thanksgiving

Turkey in here!

Even more silly hats

Shhhhhhh...be vwery, vwery, quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

Yep, that was me. I farted.
Nice hat, eh comrades? Now where's the Turkey?

A pre-photo

Here I was on Sat. getting ready to get my
picture taken. Yes, that's right, pictures of me
going to get my picture taken. What freakn' planet
are these people from? Does these freaks ever
do anything normal. Oh well, it gave a chance
to practice for my shoot.

Happy Halloween!

So I finally got to wear my Halloween costume. I was a
Libay. Half lion, Half baby with mystical and magical powers. Here I am
with grandpa hanging out. I was helping mom and dad pass out candy
to those little beggars who kept coming to our door. What a weird
holdiay.

As you can see grandpa and I were having a ton of fun. That
and I'm on a sugar rush!

I know, don't say it, ok go ahead, awwwwwwww, how cute.

Good night everybody! Kisses for you! You're all
Grrrrrreaaaat! What dad? Oh that's Tony the Tiger,
not Tanner the Lion. My bad.