So my dad thought it would be funny to pose me
as Captain Morgan dude on the rum bottle.
Arrrrrgubably the worst idea since staring JT O'Sullivan
at QB. I thought it was funny because
I knew that the arrrthorities would be by shortly to
send my parents away. So now that they're out of the way
party at my crib. I got a little Captain in me, do you? Arrrrrggggg.