SF Trip for Moms B-day

For mom's birthday this year she wanted to go spend the day
in San Francisco. The trip was really fun, but started out bad.
In all the excitement those geniuses forgot me in the parking
lot. So if anyone feels compelled please call CPS on
these morons. How do you forget your only kid?!?!

Next we all we went walking, well they walked
I got to stay in my stroller and get pushed, around the
Embarcadero. It was a beautiful day around the bay, until
Auntie Mallory and Uncle Schuyler told me that
Alcatraz is for little kids who are bad to mom and dad.
So forget that CPS crack from earlier.

Here I am in my fuzzy fleece sweatshirt. Who wouldn't be
happy after being pushed around all day. It's good to be
the king!

Here's a picture of mom, dad, and me! We're hanging outon the pier before dinner. Well, their dinner, I had just
had dinner myself! On Sunday, before we went home we hung out
at Aunt Mallory and Uncle Schuyler's place. I got
my first chance to play the Wii. However, they all
seemed to forget that I'm a BABY!! I can't even sit up
on my own, let alone play video games! Idiots!
Get me a cell phone, I need to call CPS!

Jumpn Joseph-at!!

As promised, mom and dad got me a jumper. Usually
I hop up and down a lot, but today I was on sensory
overload due to all the colors. Those monkeys at
the crazy baby toy factory really out did themselves. I think
this one was painted by a monkey dropping acid while
watching a Pink Floyd concert. Now get me out of this thing!

Who gave the monkey some paint?

Umm, I'm not sure what you would call this crazy
contraption, but I love sitting in it. Even though
it looks like it was painted by a monkey on a three
day surgar high! Mom and Dad say I can get
a bouncer next! Yeah!

Lions, Tigers, and I'm Bare, Oh my!!

Check out my Halloween costume, for 6-9 month
olds. I'm so big at 3 1/2 months that I fit in it
already. Mom had to take it back and get a bigger one!
Now give me some candy!

Had to throw in another shot of me in my Tigger
outfit. Only did it because otherwise the title
of this blog wouldn't work!. Now give me some
more candy!!

Since I don't have any bear outfits, I decided
to us another picture of me in my birthday suit.
Don't be intimidated, I keep this figure by
eating, sleeping, and lying around all day. It's called the
Central Roseville Baby Diet! Way better than the
South Beach Diet.